I should be cleaning.
But really cannot be bothered.
I have the dishes to do from this afternoons cooking effort. 6 dozen mini egg and bacon pies and a weetbix slice. Y.U.M
But then I decided to have a Nanna's Nap, and well it's all downhill from there!

How did I end up with such a blissful baby?
He regulary goes to bed around 6pm, wakes at 12 give or take half an hour, and then again at 5am, give or take half an hour. Now if I do say so myself, that is an awsome routine for an8 week old. I can put him to bed awake. And he will go off to sleep. He feeds for ten minutes and is done. He is fed, and settled back to bed in about 15 minutes overnight.What an adorable little munchkin! I check his nappy, but more ofton than not, he hasn't wet it! Weird! It feels wrong to leave him in the same nappy for 11 hours! Especially a cloth nappy! Mind you he makes up for it during the day he piddles like a trooper!
Well thats it for now, I'm off to pt myself on the back, and shake my own hand.
<3 you Eli!

Okay so my life is so fucking crazy and chaotic and busy that I ofton forget the funny things that happen. So here is a short recollection of my week.

Mehki decided to stick his finger on his bumhole and then put his finger in his mouth. Jesus only knows why he would attempt something so revolting. I am so reminding him of this when he brings his first girlfriend home.

Mehki asked me if I poo'd my pants. Lovely. I have no idea why he would ask something so obscure. (I don't make a habit of shitting my daks. really!)

The baby was laying on his back, and pee'd it looked just like a water fountain. The stupid things I'm amused by!

The baby pee'd at the bean bag, my first instinct was to put my hand out and deflect the pee. Nothin like warm baby pee squirting on my hand.

So most of you have probably heard of Edward Cullen. Yes I think he is a little bit cute. Husband teases me all the time about 'Twedward' so much so, that now when ever that song from the movie Twilight called Decode by Paramore comes on the kids run around the house yelling out TWEDWARDS ON TWEDWARDS ON! Funny but insanely annoying.

I also happen to think that Johnny Depp as a pirate is hot, and Vin Diesel and Jason Statham are to die for.

So we are driving along the other day and husband comes out with 'I know what would turn you on, a balding middle age vampire who thinks he's a pirate' ROFL!

What's not to love about my life?

I love it when Eli sleeps 7.5 hours. What a champion.

I don't love it however when I go to bed late and get 2.5 hours. Then another 3.5 hours. Then one more hour. Broken sleep is the devil.
I guess it could be worse, I could be getting no sleep, and lets face it, Eli is a gem overnight. He is fed, burped changed and settled within 20 minutes and back to sleep for at least another 3 hours. So far he is putting himself in a bit of a routine, which is great. He is heading to bed at night at around 6pm, and having a big sleep, usually at least 4 hours, but sometimes up to 6 or 7! Then he is awake at 5am every morning, he stays up for nearly an hour, and then goes back to bed. By that time Mehki is awake, and 15 minutes later Leeara comes charging out of her room. Crazy days here!
On a bright note, I'm not sure if I mentioned but we have nearly completed the foster care process. We have the last interview on the 20th of this month, and then the first 2 weekends in May we do 2 out of the 4 training sessions, then fter that we do the other two sometime. I'm really looking forward to it :)
Must go, stacks to do and there is so not enough hours in the day for everything!!

Oh. My God.

My house is crazy and chaotic. Not right now, surprisingly but in general. Seriously the place is trashed! Will it ever be tid again? Before the kids leave home preferably! It drives me nuts! Everywhere I turn there is STUFF!
There is no food in my house. But I am not going shopping until tomorrow. Christ only knows what we are going to eat for tea tonight! We donj't even have any baked beans! ANd I idn't make any bread today.

Wow.... things are dire!