Monday, March 9, 2009

mm spew...

I just love it when Im breastfeeding and my son lets go of my boob and spews all over it.
The boy doesn't get his class from me I swear!
Bless his little grommity soul.

On a good note I've been baking again. Like my arse needs any more custard cream biscuits..... DOH!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

It's been 5 days since I blogged. Where the hell has that gone? My little man is 3 weeks old tomorrow. That is just wrong on so many levels! He's growing up so fast! He's sleeping pretty well overnight, I'm getting 3-4 hour blocks, and he settles pretty easily, so that's making for a pretty cruisy life right now. He is such a gorgeous little snuffler. I love love love it when he wakes up and hes grunting and snorting and turning his head fom side to side with his mouth open just waiting for a boob to fall into it <3 Just adorable.

But boy can I eat! I have to stop buying junk food because I keep eating it all! I got so desperate for junk food that I baked some! LOL.
Not to mention I am craving coke, but I am not brave enough to drink it because I don't want it to upset my little mans tummy. Gee breastfeeding is a sacrifice sometimes. Yeah yeah cue the violin here, and bring out words such as selfish, blah blah blah.

Oh, and I think I have finally realised what it is about smoking that I liked so much. The fact that I could go off by myself for a few minutes, have a smoke, something that I didn't have to share, all to myself, ahhh pure bliss..... until of course 10 years down the track when I get lung cancer. It's been 18 months since I gave up smoking...boy do I miss it.... but I have no plans on going back to it.

*grumble grumble*
Stupid responsible parent.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Things' Ive learnt

Okay, so the newbie is here. I had a fantastic homebirth that apart from hurting like hell as one would expect when your vagina is evicting something that is 8 pound 12 oz went fantastic.
I can't wait to do it again. Yes I am crazy and slighty insane. I never proclaimed to have an ounce of sanity, so anyone who assumed otherwise has been duped!
Things I have learnt from being a Mother of 3
-Everyone wants something at once
-As soon as you sit down someone will want something.
-Don't assume that babies will just suck on your nipple, the will suck on any part of the boob they can get their devil mouths around.
- The house still doesn't clean itself.
-You can never get enough sleep.
-Don't agree to the nearly 5 year old before fully understanding what you are agreeing to.
-Don't send the 5 year old off in angst because you are sick of the dobbing. She is usually telling you something vital that devil spawn 2.5 year old is doing that he shouldn't be.
-Reasoning with a 2.5 year old doesn't get any easier when you are sitting on the couch with your boos out.
-Yelling doesn't work either.
-Sleep, whilst vital is totally avoidable (not by choice) when you throw another child in the mix.
-As soon as you sit down, the mobile will beep or the home phone will ring.
-Going off AD's whe you've just had a newborn baby is not the best idea. Throw in an hour long phonecall with Telstra, and it's bound to end in tears.
-The definition of multi tasking does not include sitting at the computer typing this diary entry, whilst the veggies get the fuck boiled out of them. ( FTR, the veggies were inedible, and the pots seen better days)

And last but not least
-Alcohol and breastfeeding SHOULD be more compatible, to combat days like today. *sigh*

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Yes Yes Im naughty!

It's been months since I blogged.
Im sorry.

We had a great holiday, our wedding was fantastic. Being married is great.

I am due in 5 days time now and am really over being pregnant.

The next person who asks me 'havent you have that baby yet' so help me god I will slit their throat from ear to ear.

I had a Dr appointment yesterday and she did a stretch and sweep and I am already 2 cms dialated.

I told my Mum, who then told everyone I was in labour. UGH. I get a phone call this afternoon asking how I'm going, and text messages yesterday and facebook messages today. I am NOT in labour alright! I will bloody well let you know when I am. Yes I know you are exciting, so AM I, but let me go into labour first!

THe kids are good, Leeara starts schoolon the 17th, we picked up her schoolbooks today, I can't believe she goes to school this year..... Crazy!

Mehki is toliet trained. His idea, so we just went with the flow and now he's toilet trained. We are stoked with that.
Well it's late, and I've ignored my husband far too much tonight I should go pay him some attention.

Saying my 'husband' feels so strange! BUt lovely at the same time :)

Saturday, October 4, 2008

It has been over a month since I blogged. I haven't really had anythingto say.
Mehki turned 2 on the 27th of September.

We go on holiday in 4 weeks time.

I am nearly 22 weeks pregnant.

We are having another boy.

Everything seems to be going really well at the moment. I've had a few issues with low blood pressure, which isn't much fun having to lay down and put my feet up randomly.

Will try to remember to blog more ofton.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

*sigh*

Ky and I have just been sick for 4 days with what I would call the flu. Hot/cold sweats, high temps, aching body, headaches, you name it.
I am just starting to get better, although have limited hearing in my left ear for some reason, my head is still stuffy and I don't have a whole lot of energy. Now Craig seems to be getting it. Bugger, I feel for the poor bugger having to go to work if he feels anywhere near as bad as I did!
I cooked a roast chicken for lunch, it was nice to actually feel like eating again. It's the first meal I've eaten in days, I had to eat to get Craig off my back, blah blah blahing about not eating properly not being good for me, I know he's right, but obviously he doesn't understand what it's like when your sick because he rarely ever gets sick. I'm making a shephards pie for dinner so that should be nice too.
The good news is I have 1.2 kilos to lose to break the 90 kilo barrier, it has been SOOO long since I was under 90 kilos. I would be freakin' stoked if I could get down to 86 kg's, that's what I was when I delivered Ky 2 years ago.
I think once all this flu is gone I will be really putting in an effort to lose some weight, instead of gaining it.
I'll be 17 weeks tomorrow, scan is booked for 2 weeks time, can't wait!

Monday, August 25, 2008

You know that nuresy rhyme, ring a ring a rosie, then we all fall down.

Well that's how I feel, except I always fall down, and I really don't have the strength to get back up again.

Monday, August 18, 2008

It went something like this.

How my glorious day panned out.

First up
-Found out my Nan has lung cancer just after lunch. Wonderful.

Then
-I accidently put my hand through a glass door, it appears you are supposed to open the door before you push it.

And then
-Mehki was trying to take his nappy off, and indicating that he wanted to go to the toilet. So I took his nappy off and sat him on the toilet and low and behold he did a pee!! yay!

Feeling happy to be alive!

I have to post today.
Today has been such a lovely peaceful day.
The kids have barely argued.
I haven't yelled, nor have I needed to yell because my kids have behaved themselves so nicely.
Leeara has been an absolute delight today, and if I could have one day a week like this with her, then I would be in heaven. Bless her soul, honestly.
There have been so many days lately where I haven't wanted to be alive, let alone a parent with two dependant young children, and today all those days seem to have washed away, and all I can see is the bright light at the end of the tunnel (in a good non dead way!)

If this is what starting to feel better feels like, then I am bloody looking forward to it.

P.S Our decks nearly finished, will post pics probably tomorrow.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

leave me alone

What more can these leeches suck out of me?
I don't get a minutes fucking peace to collect my thoughts, it's all wash this, clean that, break up fights, pick up shit off the floor, feed the critters, and then I get a fucking phone call saying can you cook me something for lunch? Do I look like a walking buffet? I can't be fucking bothered feeding myself so I go hungry let alone have to do the kids breakfast and lunch, and then your lunch, and then tea. Yes I know you don't expect lunch everyday but FUCK ME
You people are going to suck the life out of me.Literally.